Glove Collectors Gifts

'Hold on, I think I dropped a glove...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Sister Cities

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Starbucks Siren

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"