Accessory Collectors Gifts

'I don't mind your ear ring...I don't mind your nose ring... but I do mind your key ring that jingles when you walk.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Over-reaction Man.

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Duck in a bathtub

"Long Johns Silver."

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

Fruit Bonnet

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Butterfly Woman

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.