Colorful Accessory Collector Gifts

'and this one's for people who've hurt their wrists wearing too many wristbands'.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Butterfly Woman

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Cat with mouse tie.

Butterfly

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

The Job Interview

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

Peacock.

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

Mugshots

"What have I told you about accepting suits from strangers?"

'That's a tea tray.'

Trader captured by own toys

'This nuthouse you're hoarding is going to land you in the nuthouse.'

'Ed, I think you need to cut back on the rear view mirror ornaments.'

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

A dog has a dog butt air freshener.

Stylish handknit beanie

'I had a cough at the time.'

A Pig and his Trough.