Colorful Accessory Collector Gifts

'and this one's for people who've hurt their wrists wearing too many wristbands'.

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

Butterfly Woman

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

Butterfly

Cat with mouse tie.

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Sailor with Frog Umbrella.

Antique Scrimshaw: We floss daily.

Peacock.

The Job Interview

Man with an umbrella hat looks at man with a hat umbrella.

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

A dog has a dog butt air freshener.

'That's a tea tray.'

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.

"What have I told you about accepting suits from strangers?"

Mugshots

"What? You know when I like something I always get a couple in each color."

Caution Wet Floor.

'Ed, I think you need to cut back on the rear view mirror ornaments.'

Trader captured by own toys

'This nuthouse you're hoarding is going to land you in the nuthouse.'

"And here's my wine cellar. It can hold 4,000 bottles, in theory."

Stylish handknit beanie

'I don't mind your ear ring...I don't mind your nose ring... but I do mind your key ring that jingles when you walk.'