Colorful Clothing Collector Gifts

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

I heart bypass t-shirt.

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"It was a crime of fashion."

Frock Coat

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Campaign for real beer bellies.

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

Butterfly

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

Most folks just go with the white.

'I see you've gone digital.'

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

I have a press for every day of the year!

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

Peacock.

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy