Colorful Clothing Collector Pillows

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Cat scares away fish design on man's shirt.

I heart bypass t-shirt.

"It was a crime of fashion."

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Frock Coat

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

Frankenstein wears a t-shirt that states: 'Just say no to stem cell research.'

Campaign for real beer bellies.

'I went to the Shirt Fanciers Convention and all I got was this shirt!'

I Can Smell BeerI can Smell Fear.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

Butterfly

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

Pregnant lady's shirt says 'Baby' with arrow pointing to tummy, Husband's shirt says 'Blubber' with arrow pointing to tummy

Peacock.

'I see you've gone digital.'

I have a press for every day of the year!

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.