Novelty Clothing Collector Pillows

I don't look like much, but I'm going to inherit the earth.

Clown on bike.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Recalculating route..."

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

Hay Rides $10

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

"Roadkill cookies"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Lavatory Waterfall

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'These new metal detectors are great!'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"It turns out our health plan does cover eyeglasses."

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

Fertility clinic open day - Man holding balloons shaped like sperm.