Novelty Uniform Collector Pillows

Unrecorded History

Clown on bike.

Servicemen.

"Recalculating route..."

Hay Rides $10

"Wilson, I built this company from scratch!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Fossil record player.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'Wait! That's not one of your novelty slippers...that's the cat!'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

A crab with a utility knife claw

A salute of scouts

"I told you, Doctor! There's nothing in here!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'Each one is signed and numbered.'

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Tuck Shop

Lavatory Waterfall

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"What do you mean, it's not an educational toy? I'd have to learn to ride it!"

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

'These new metal detectors are great!'

A Rifle Competition in the North

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.