School Uniform Collector Pillows

Do you like my new school uniform, Daddy?

Servicemen.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

it's back to school time, Frank. I think I have everything I need. I have a new backpack, pens, pencils, erasers, notebooks and, of course, a mask. We don't need those anymore. Speak for yourself. Zzzzzzz.

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

A Rifle Competition in the North

How Fashion Works - 'You obviously haven't heard - the adults are wearing them narrow now,'

Count Von Moltke.

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

We're barely gonna make it!

"It was a crime of fashion."

Sergeant Stripes

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'And its got this cool app on the end that lets you delete entries.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"Harrison, you fail to comprehend the meaning of cursive writing."

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

You kids are lucky. The first day back to school is full of promise! West Fester. I say it's just full!

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Good luck on your first day of school! Remember to only take your mask off to eat!"

'What'll it be . . . too large or too small?'

Work clothes.

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

"Hey look! It's my old, school uniform"

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

'Call for back-up.'

Intimate Apparel and Inmate Apparel.

I have a press for every day of the year!

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

My child was student of the month...But that was a long time ago.