Fashion Accessory Collector Gifts

"Hold it, somebody here has spurs that go jingle jangle ka-clank!"

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Do you do much walking?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

The Dandy

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Butterfly Woman

"It was a crime of fashion."

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

Goggles? Yes, he's a" windshield viper"!

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

"Where'd you get the business mitts?"

"I thought I liked babies, but, as it turned out, I mainly like baby clothes."

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Wooly mammoth. Polyester Mammoth.

"Mom! Are these capri pants, or did I just get taller?"

She can never resist another pair of shoes...

The Fashions for the Coming Season

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

I have a press for every day of the year!

Belts 4 Sale! Cheap!

Shopkeeper thinks a fashionable man's delicate umbrella is a lady's parasol.

Belling the Cat

'I have a dress for every day of the year. Is that it?'

Titan Arum

Stylish handknit beanie

Oxford costume

Mary Quant RIP

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