Antique Fashion Collector Gifts

Paris Fashions, Winter 1863-64

Victorian Lady

Southwark Fair.

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

"Do you do much walking?"

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

The First Printed Bible

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

Stone Age women were less happy than men at the arrival of the iron age: Look what I've invented just for you darling.

Dinner at the Jolly Sandboys (opening to Ch 19)

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Joe had kept the same suit for thirty-five years!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

The Dandy

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

I want to hold your hand

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

At last, Clarence thought, the long-awaited return to the old economy had begun.

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"I predict that men's fashions will remain relatively stable throughout the next century and a half, whereas women's will evolve continuously, and with the speed and illogic of a juiced-up tribe of rampaging Darwinian monkeys."

Introducing the "people having a great time" turtle-neck! 11% wool 89% fun!

Retail store: 'put this on and shut up!'

Abacus manufacturer waits for virus to destroy computers.

The Tammany Ring Defeated - The Next Step: Justice against the Criminals

Classical Fashion Changed Rapidly and Distincly the Very Moment That Jerky Teenagers Were Invented.

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

'I don't think Charlie will ever get used to these auto-mobiles.'

Primitve God symbol

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Iron age men, "I've only just bought this bronze stuff and you're telling me I ought to upgrade to iron?"

Bad Outfit Alarm.