Accessory Collectors Mugs

'I don't mind your ear ring...I don't mind your nose ring... but I do mind your key ring that jingles when you walk.'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Over-reaction Man.

"Long Johns Silver."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

Duck in a bathtub

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

"Any bag that can hold all my things becomes too heavy to carry."

Fruit Bonnet

'Don't worry, if you buy it, you don't have to wear it.'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Butterfly Woman

'He's in charge of out 'Lost-and-Buried' department.'

'Please stop...it reminds me too much of the markets.'

'I'm quit buying Trevor the kiddie meal - he'd play with the food and eat the toy.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

"Does this hat say 'cosmic terror beyond mortal sanity?'"

'I can't wait till I outgrow my role as an accessory.'

Mr. & Mrs. Putty get dream home.

"I hate recalls."