Glove Collectors Pillows

'Hold on, I think I dropped a glove...'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

Sister Cities

"Do you smell something?"

Hombre's Best Friend.

"Would you like to try them out?"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Best to keep downwind.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Starbucks Siren

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'