Boxing Glove Collectors Pillows

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

"Yes, I'm sure it's my glass slipper - arch supports, odor-eaters, and you can see where I chipped away some glass for my bunions."

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'