Boxing Glove Collectors Pillows

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"You get one every time you order something online."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'

"I think we're in luck!"

'Perhaps madam would try these on? - They look a better fit!'

The best racehorses have the best trainers

'Look Daddy: I'm wearing Mummy's shoes...'