Boxing Lovers Pillows

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Sure, I'm okay - would I be standing up if I wasn't okay?'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

A young Don King

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

How Amazon was invented

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

"So, what are you reading?"

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

Mayo-A-Mayo

Early Exercise Machines

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

EU

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"