Boxing Aficionados Pillows

'In this corner for tonight's 'Out-Of-Court Settlement' bout ...!'

"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."

'Is this a good time to discuss your health insurance needs?'

'I'm sick of watching our wedding video.'

Although a vastly inferior boxer, Ross 'Tiny Head' Watson once again avoids the knockout and fights to a draw.

Well, th' kid wit' th' boxing nun hand puppet won...

New Olympic Event: Tibetan Boxing.

"Can you identify the person who assaulted you and then stole your title?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"Let's consider an early dive."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Nun Fight.

How Amazon was invented

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Mayo-A-Mayo

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

'I like thinking inside the box.'

A skier and a paraglider

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

"Smite him, my son!"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

Drink it! We've all had to sacrifice our kids for our careers in one way or another... And besides, you need the protein, Rock.