Glove Collector Gifts

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Hand takes a shower,

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Sister Cities

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'We live in a designer trainer.'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'

'Whoa! Must have snowed two feet last night.'