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'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

He's not going to say anything. He just likes to lick his glove.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Hand takes a shower,

Goodbye Jackson

'I wanted gloves without fingers, not fingers without gloves.'

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Sister Cities

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"It's an Orville Rickenbacker - Great for recording 'pop' music."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Robert Johnson.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'You are charged with contempt of CNN....'