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'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"A fortnight's holiday in Spain, and you bring a gift of a measly pebble? Well, I suppose it's a change from a flippin' mug!"

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'Ugh Look The whole garden is just one giant cat toilet'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ball as water-melon.

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"I love these old decorations!"

Missing You.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Teddy and friends.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'