Boxing Glove Collector Gifts

Depression, Drink and Ga-Ga.

The Missing Sock Returns

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'He got a hole in one today.'

Nun fight at the OK Corral.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'The defence is ahead on points. Prosecution's only hope now is for a knockout.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

"You get one every time you order something online."

'We live in a designer trainer.'

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.