Goalie Glove Collector Gifts

'Penalty'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

"Would you like to try them out?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

Snow globe

'He got a hole in one today.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

Snow globe vaccine

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.