Goalie Gear Collector Gifts

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

The best goalie in the world!

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'He's the best goalie we've ever had!'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'Will you lean on the other post for awhile, please?.'

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Joe shoots his best scores with his graphite shaft!

'Where's your other glove?'

'Don't leave me, Mary! You know my whole world revolves around you!'

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

'That's David James, that's Sven...'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

"The other team won by 12 lucky goals!"

Grimly Town F.C. - 'Club Scarf Now Slightly Wider!'

Ballskeeper

Snowbird Garage Sale!

Scarecrow Goalie

New Football Strips (For Table Football)

'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'