Gaming Gear Collector Gifts

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

Sport Utility Boot.

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

The Hooligan.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

'So I thought, why waste money on a new scope when I've got this baby just sitting in my attic gathering dust.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'He had been like this since he broke his nose.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

"I understand the graphics on your new video boxing game are very realistic."

I was expecting something a little more advanced

Early Days In Birthday Game Invention. . .

'Colonel Mustard with his candlestick in the library.'

"My handicap? The water, trees, windows, sand...."

'Hello Biggo Sports Supply? About those bats I ordered.....'

Something above the common

"And now, we have added a special adaptation for the Luftwaffe head gear."

Entertainment centres today and in 1936.

"Your grandma thinks you're taking the old school thing far too seriously."

Trump falls at Pennsylvania Avenue in Monopoly.

"Dad, can I have a new conker?"

Rock paper scissors before paper or scissors.

Camelflage.

Monopoly, "You have been made a major media baron- do what the hell you like!"

Tell Laurel that I'm sorry. I'll try to listen better. I'll pay more attention to her and I'll try to be less distracted. Our relationship is more important to me than some silly new Apple Macbook that is the thinnest most beautiful laptop ever constructed. She's more important than the sleek and sexy iPhone, the gorgeously rendered collector's edition of Grand Theft Auto IV, or the winsome pitch of an incoming text message. You'll tall her that for me? Not in so many words.

"I can't seem to find the camouflage trousers. . ."

In the old days kids used to play marbles. What's a marbles?

Big Game Hunting

Bully playing conkers with a computer.