Game Gear Guru Gifts

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Sport Utility Boot.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Computer games

Whack-a-molecule

Gamers

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

Prawn Amend

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.