Game Gear Guru Prints

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Homo Gamus

Eldrow

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Sport Utility Boot.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Gamers

Whack-a-molecule

Computer games

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.