Goalie Glove Collector Prints

'Penalty'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

The Missing Sock Returns

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

He won't sit, but he heels well.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Robot Jogger

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Shoes Make The Man

"Do you smell something?"

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

"Would you like to try them out?"

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Let it go, Amy.'

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Best to keep downwind.'

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

"You realize one of us is not coming back."

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Dog wearing his master's shoes.

'He got a hole in one today.'

Snow globe

"There's nothing like new carpeting to freshen up a place, I say."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

'For us, buying shoes is like buying one drink with two straws, hahaha!'

A Father Clown marking the growth progress of his son's shoe size.

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

"Can I call you back, right now I'm snowed under with paperwork?"

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'