Glove Enthusiasts Gifts

'I can't see you either...'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Italy in Three Days."We're doing Assisi tomorrow. Myra wants to shop red leather jeans."

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Consenting Adults.

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

Golfers forming the raising the flag on Iwo Jima.

The Masters.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

Deregulated Baseball

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Boxing

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

"Look, you took a huge fashion risk and it just didn't work out for you."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

Golfing with Obi-Wan Kenobi. May the fours be with you! Especially of the par fives.

The natural selection process in golf.

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'