Glove Duel Enthusiast Gifts

'You srow ze glove in my face?...'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Sawrd Fighting

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Businessman fences with three others.

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

Duelling personalities.

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

A poison pen fights a poison mic.

'ON GUARD!' 'Touche.'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

Boxer with glasses.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'Well he said my outfit clashed, and dang if it didn't get me sorta hot. Although in retrospect, I can see what he meant.'

Cactus Hold Up

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'