Grappling Enthusiasts Gifts

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'It's more festive-looking!'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

"Going out to play? Get back to the computer and start e.gaming!"

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

Dancing.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

" ... and look at that grip, Daddy!"

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'I should have won that last fight.'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

They get together, feel sorry for themselves, and eat a spreadable meat concoction. It's a pit, pate party!

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

I wanted gloves without fingers!

'I have your lab results on my tablet - just let me finish this game first.'