Grappling Enthusiasts Gifts

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'It's more festive-looking!'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

Her Poo-Fu is strong!

The AdRams Family no.8 - Boy sent out of his room for punishment

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

Dancing.

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"And the awards for Best Actor in a Leading Role, Best Costume Design, and Best Sund Coordination... the Anvil!"

Former Sumo wrestler Hideo Kabanoshi found a new job in a laundry.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'I wish these wrestlers would clear up after themselves.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

After his career as a wrestling pro, Hank 'Iron Claw' Hammersmith found a new job at the touchscreen test department.

'I should have won that last fight.'

I wanted gloves without fingers!

"You need to go outside. You're developing an interior complex."

'I have your lab results on my tablet - just let me finish this game first.'

'Tim, honey, I don't know how to say this...But...It's...It's your breath...It reeks of mint.'