'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'
Glue Aficionados Gifts
Looking for a gift for your glue enthusiast friend or family member? Our collection celebrates creativity and craftsmanship, featuring witty and charming items designed for those who see glue as more than just an adhesive. Whether they love to craft, repair, or simply enjoy a good pun about sticking things together, you'll find something special that matches their creative spirit.
Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.
'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'
Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.
"Today in school we learned how to glue!"
'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'
'It's more festive-looking!'
'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'
Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'
Super glue . . .
GLOO!
'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'
Closed Thursdays.
Scaffolding being put together by glue.
"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"
Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May
It says he invented super glue.
'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'
Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .
Dancing.
Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.
"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."
"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"
Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."
ACME Adhesive Corp.
"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."
"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"
'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'
Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue
A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.
'I should have won that last fight.'
Afternoon crafts
'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'
Frank & Ernie's Fix-it Shop. Things to glue today.
'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'
Glue Aficionados Gifts Collection
Glue Aficionados Mugs
Explore our collection of glue enthusiast mugs and start their mornings with a smile. Find the perfect witty or funny design to match their sticky personality.
Glue Aficionados Pillows
Brighten up their space with pillows that celebrate glue aficionados. Humorous and charming, these pillows add personality to any craft room or living area.
Glue Aficionados Prints
Find the ideal print to decorate their workshop or craft space. Clever and creative, these art pieces celebrate their passion for glue in a fun way.
Glue Aficionados T-Shirts
Discover T-shirts that showcase their love for glue and creativity. Perfect for casual wear or DIY events, these shirts make their passion stylish and fun.