Glue Enthusiast Gifts

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'

It says he invented super glue …

GLOO!

Old Glue

"Dear Householder...here is your free sample of Power Epoxy Glue."

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

'You lifted your head.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Super glue . . .

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

It says he invented super glue.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.