Glue Gun Guru Gifts

'Hey guys, come and look at this weird thing that Charlie is doing with glue.'

Afternoon crafts

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

GLOO!

Super glue . . .

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

It says he invented super glue.

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

I love Pottery.

"He shows enormous potential."

Men shooting both claim the same bird

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'Looks like you're having a pretty good season, eh Ben?'

ACME Adhesive Corp.

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Going shooting