Glue Gurus Gifts

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Deregulated Baseball

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Super glue . . .

GLOO!

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Boxing

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'He has a great left hook,'

I love Pottery.

"He shows enormous potential."

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

ACME Adhesive Corp.

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."