Glue Gurus Pillows

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Super glue . . .

Deregulated Baseball

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

GLOO!

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

Boxing

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

It says he invented super glue.

'He has a great left hook,'

'It's an easy product to sell. We just have patients view themselves in high def.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

I love Pottery.

"He shows enormous potential."

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

ACME Adhesive Corp.

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"Mr. Ringo alleges that Marshal Earp used a very unpleasant tone of voice when he ordered him outa town on the noon stage."

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."