Glue Enthusiasts Pillows

'It's more festive-looking!'

'You lifted your head.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Super glue . . .

GLOO!

Closed Thursdays.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

Dancing.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

ACME Adhesive Corp.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.