Glue Enthusiasts Mugs

'It's more festive-looking!'

'You lifted your head.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

GLOO!

Super glue . . .

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Closed Thursdays.

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

It says he invented super glue.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Dancing.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

ACME Adhesive Corp.

My mom put the clips on because I'm always losing my gloves.

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'