Adhesive Enthusiast Mugs

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Bright Idea

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Thinking outside of the box

"Could you keep still?"

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'It's more festive-looking!'

Gerald Ratner's return

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

GLOO!

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

Keyboard player

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

Patient after an appendix operation

"Play it like, sure, the world sees you as just a hamburger, but you know there's so much more to you than that."

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

'I know the marketing budget is stretched...but I still think we need professional models!'

Stone-age Patents

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Sewing Machines in Surgery