Glue Enthusiast Mugs

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'

GLOO!

Old Glue

"Dear Householder...here is your free sample of Power Epoxy Glue."

'You lifted your head.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

Super glue . . .

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Murdered man spells out his murderer in alphabet soup.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

ACME Adhesive Corp.

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"

'Ralph, how much do you want for that lure? Just name it.'

"So...how do you like our quality father-son time?"

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"