Glue Gun Enthusiast Pillows

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Gun laws US

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'It's more festive-looking!'

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

The Lawman

"Bang!"

GLOO!

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

Super glue . . .

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Gun Ego

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'