Glue Gun Enthusiast Pillows

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Gun laws US

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

'Pull...'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Bang!"

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

The Lawman

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

GLOO!

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Super glue . . .

Gun Ego

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."