Glue Artist Pillows

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'It's more festive-looking!'

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I can't find the instructions."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Super glue . . .

GLOO!

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

It says he invented super glue.

'Must be Pandora's.'

"Everyone seems to be having no trouble assembling our products. Apparently, we're making our instructions too easy."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

I love Pottery.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

ACME Adhesive Corp.

'So what are you doing tonight, babe?'

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

Action collaging

Frank & Ernie's Fix-it Shop. Things to glue today.

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'Not again?!! A perfectly good game spoilt by dirty fingernails.'

Frankenstein's monster on sale at the arts and crafts fair.