Glue Expert Pillows

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Father and son with matching beer crates.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

A consumer guide to cheese.

GLOO!

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Super glue . . .

Pressing Problem

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"You must be the new barmaid."

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

ACME Adhesive Corp.

'I'd like you to install a combination lock on our refrigerator door. . .'

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

Little doctor. Little Quack

Afternoon crafts

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'

Finally, lipstick that sticks. (Crazy glue).

Epoxymoron