Glue Devotee Pillows

Epoxymoron

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"They'd sold out of #1's."

GLOO!

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Super glue . . .

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

It says he invented super glue.

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

ACME Adhesive Corp.

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

Afternoon crafts

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.