Glue Devotee Gifts

Epoxymoron

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

GLOO!

Super glue . . .

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"So I said to myself...who am I to deny this calling?"

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

I resolve to drive past a gym at least twice a week

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"The white keys are naturals, the black sharps or flats and the ginger ones are Ed Sheeran."

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

ACME Adhesive Corp.

'Good thing we got here early and got a good spot!!'

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

Afternoon crafts

'I should have won that last fight.'

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.