Glue Guru Gifts

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

Frank & Ernie's Fix-it Shop. Things to glue today.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'It's one of those books you can't put down.'

Super glue . . .

ACME Adhesive Corp.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

GLOO!

Deregulated Baseball

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

Boxing

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

It says he invented super glue.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'He has a great left hook,'

I love Pottery.

"He shows enormous potential."

Robot Psychiatry. But if I get in touch with my inner mechanisms, won't that void my warranty?