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Scaffolding being put together by glue.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'It's one of those books you can't put down.'

Super glue . . .

ACME Adhesive Corp.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

GLOO!

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Deregulated Baseball

I didn't dress this way to go unnoticed

"That'll be $7.88, 3000 calories and 500 grams of fat. Drive through please."

Boxing

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'He has a great left hook,'

I love Pottery.

"He shows enormous potential."

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

"And let us never forget those million of brave yeast cells who gave their lives so we might guzzle."

REPLACING THE BURGER TANKS AT MR. BIG'S.

3 Easy Christmas Crafts

"This one is a storybook Arts and Crafts home. The glitter stencils and macaroni art is all original."

Merrily covering everything in glitter...