Glue Aficionados T-Shirts

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

'Get him in a full nelson, you dolt! You'll never pin him with a Heimlich maneuver!'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Super glue . . .

GLOO!

'I tell you, Angela, there's no sight sadder than a desperate adhesives salesman...'

Closed Thursdays.

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

It says he invented super glue.

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

Worst Coloring Book EVER. . .

Dancing.

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

Unpublished Sequels. Book Co. A guide to following paper plants and animals, Mr. Darwin? What's the title? "The Origami of the Species."

ACME Adhesive Corp.

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

"Can't beat that super glue for sticking power, huh?"

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

A chemist misunderstanding the request of a lady after a way to clean gloves.

'I should have won that last fight.'

Afternoon crafts

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

Frank & Ernie's Fix-it Shop. Things to glue today.

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'