Glue Gun Gifts

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'Pull...'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"Bang!"

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

GLOO!

Super glue . . .

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Stun-gun target practice.

It says he invented super glue.

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'