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'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'It's more festive-looking!'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

'Pull...'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"Bang!"

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Super glue . . .

GLOO!

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Hey babe, I got two tickets to the gun show, you interested?'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

'Never shoot straight up.'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

'And that's Mel. To be honest, I've always found him to be a hard person to nail down!'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

Stun-gun target practice.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'Damn it, he's lawyered up! By the time this works its way through the courts he'll be out of season!'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'