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Quick on the Draw - (DIY)

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Meet the author

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

Freedom

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

Son, you'll never be quick on the draw unless you pull your dang pants up.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

So you've lost your journalism job. Yep and my freelance contracts. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Free distribution of information is driving publishers out of business. I can't compete against thousands of free blogs. Twenty years I spent learning to be a professional journalist and I'm a dinosaur. What'd you say? I was reading Gawker. Shoot me.

Super glue . . .

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

Skywriter's Block

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

"You're a writer? But what do you do for money?"

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'