Glue Gun Slinger Gifts

Quick on the Draw - (DIY)

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

'As a famous writer, could you do something to help jumpstart my career?'

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

Meet the author

"I've read all your books and seen all your plays, and I wear your 'Gimme' cap."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

The novel was printed and in the stores ... any minute now, the world would beat down his door.

As a reformed gunfight, Big Jake vowed never again to use an iron

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

Freedom

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

"No wonder you can't write, you're not plugged in!"

'After three years of writer's block, I began writing about writer's block.'

'The first thing we will do is select a block captain.'

'Shh, Ben's running it right to us. That's his 'I've got everything under control' howl.'

Super glue . . .

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"Belly rubs later, girl. Belly rubs later."

Skywriter's Block

"We're still pretty far apart. I'm looking for a six-figure advance and they're refusing to read the manuscript."

'Ed' 'Op-ed'

'This week's column is going to be about Writer's Block, and it's...'

Stock Market - Bull vs Bear

'Are you sure this is the only way to get rid of your writers block?'

"Okay, I'm not the fastest gun in the west. . . but I am the fastest gun in my immediate family!"