Glue Gun Gladiator Gifts

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

Rage.

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Things get heated at the outing.

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

'He was just a temp.'

Man Juggling Problems

Afternoon crafts

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

Business problems in the cloud

Donald Trump

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

'...And then, my balloon mortgage popped!'

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

Death sentence.

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

Are you a "Star Wars" fan, good sir? Who isn't? I would like to propose a small wager. Ask me any question about Star Wars. Any question at all

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

Computer fight.

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Leaning tower of pizza boxes.